Tuesday, August 4, 2009

a two minute play written on the back of a receipt

Setting: In a bar; it's raining out; Maggie & Dean are stranded watching a movie sequel on TV. The one where Sandra Bullock is a cop pretending to be a beauty pageant contestant.

Maggie: Will this rain ever end? It's been like this for hours.

Dean: This is why the world invented magazines.

Maggie: Um, what the hell are you talking about, Dean? I thought you hated magazines.

Dean: I do hate magazines, Maggie. That's not the point.

Maggie: *sighs (her hand is cupped under her chin, thoughtfully) I used to love magazines when I was a child.

Dean: Where did the love go?

Maggie: Where does anything go? Where does the rain go when it's over? It evaporates, and this is a reality. It runs its course, it gets everyone wet. And when the day's over we're all masturbating in the dark--just to get a good night's sleep!

Dean: The sad thing is, I can't disagree with you, Maggie. You're so right sometimes; it's ridiculous.

Maggie: Yeah, I know; it's a curse. Just like this shitty weather.


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19 comments:

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gardanni said...

your tweets and blogposts are chronically amusing. you're my favorite followee. thought i'd let you know... creepy, isn't it?

feel free to follow: http://tinyurl.com/qrcuhj

Sabra Embury said...

This probably the best part of networking. Now we should probably meet and then I could tweet & blog about it and you could relish the bizarre experience as a mind trip.

Seriously.

gardanni said...

I used a rarely accessed email account, and never saw your reply til now. I'd gladly meet and offer you a coffee... might you draw me a rabbit? Think of all the twitterfodder...

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